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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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Best Push Up Machine – Perfect Form, Maximum Results
A Push Up Machine is a fitness device that not only guides you on proper form, muscle targeting, and injury prevention.
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Best Push Up Machine – Perfect Form, Maximum Results
A Push Up Machine is a fitness device that not only guides you on proper form, muscle targeting, and injury prevention.
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It is so unbelievably frustrating how the algorithm timeline keeps defaulting in a place that has been free of algo bullshit for so long. I cannot tell if it’s a glitch or if they’re just pushing it intentionally. It’s at least easy to go back to the following feed, but with bluesky users more and more depending on the discover feed and tumblr defaulting to the algorithm timeline it just feels like ‘be twitter’ is the shitty destiny being pushed everywhere.
Important video anyone should give a watch:
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#i hate algorithms as a creator and as a viewer#community and engagement always tank when algo shit gets pushed hard#trolls start showing up#reply guys flock#and thats usually just if you’re lucky and the algo likes you#if it doesn’t good luck existing#no truer way to scream into a void than an algorithm#also younknow the whole mess it has in the hand of radicalizing people#all it ever takes is liking one post you might agree with and its a steady stream of machine selected click content#a great post on bluesky recently was from an artist who said they realized they’d stopped ever even looking at art without realizing it#because surely enough the algorithms had slow boiled the lobster#until their twitter feed was nothing but a stream of rage bsit doom and anger#this video does a fantastic job of explaining why this shit is toxic for the soul and beyond#Youtube#also to clarify what i mean about radicalizing— i mean the brainwashing and astroturfing creating the mess we live in today#algorithms don’t just suck the soul out of communities like art and fandom#it’s legit a tool of harm
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#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE
#mobius#owen wilson#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki#loki spoilers#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#for y'alls sake some ep4 moments instead of a hundred gifs of him being silly and kind over the course of the series but#please stop writing characters to exist solely for conflict when they don't have a leg to stand on ;;;;;#so it's fine to get a jump on refilling the straw machine while the timelines are in constant danger but pie during a break crosses a line#okay sure tell me more 💀💀#of COURSE he has coping mechanisms when the comfort and kindness he naturally extends is rarely returned#free will for all utilized as someone else says?? idc i wouldn't look myself up either and he shouldn't be pressured to#she's only even able to yell at him bc some of the first things he's done since pushing past brainwashing have been saving her life 🙃#ANYWAY peace and love on earth when the dilf of all time is a sweetheart who takes responsibility for his actions 🥰💖#marvel#loki s2 spoilers
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silly fisheye icons of poppy and sprout!!
this is the first set i finished, there's more coming!! gigi and flutter are up next <3
#my art#dandy's world#dandys world#dw#poppy#sprout#icons#you know when you're on a machine and your camera is inside the tank#and it fills up enough that it pushes the perspective directly into the toons face?#yeah it always cracks me up LOL#these two are my favorites#glub glub and zeep zorp <3
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oh q!tubbo is soooo ignoring the red flags and weirdness bc he just wants to cling to this little bit of normality he has got back. he has seen that the weather is too perfect, the server too calm and quiet, its all off, but he's ignoring it bc he's happy to just have a normal day. even jokingly begging q!bagi to not ruin this perfect normal he has. but he knows something is off, and ultimately asks q!bagi to tell him what she finds, bc he'd rather know that not know.
he just wants one day of peace. even if there is something darker behind it.
#GOD HE MAKES ME SO INSANE#he knows something is off he keeps bringing it up every now and then but always distracting himself with create and with his machines#but when q!bagi came to talk to him he had to (even for just a moment) confront the possibility that something was wrong#and yet he tried to push it aside#he just wants a break#a normal day for himself to be normal#he copes by distracting himself with machines and putting his mind to work on create#and pushing his emotions down so that he doesnt acknowledge what he went through#one day he will snap#qsmp tubbo#qsmp
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stupid OC for stupid artfight with stupid lore and stuff that I'm posting on my stupid Tumblr account
#ocs#oc art#my ocs#art#my art#I don't know any of the concrete lore but I DON'T CARE#she was made by pushing my random ideas into a playdough machine and hoping for the best#finn's ocs#their name is a placeholder until i can think of something better or i give up#im working on her bird based friend now#but feathers are hard to draw#artfight#artfight 2025
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Would you consider a dragline excavator to be a type of hopping mammal?
I do like the way you think but nah, unfortunately I would say its movement is more like "scooting" or "shuffling" than hopping. it always has some part of its body resting on the ground while moving, it never actually gets any airtime. also it doesn't produce milk or give birth to live young or whatever other mammalian characteristics one might point to, but I feel like those traits are less in the spirit of your question if we're operating on basic "industrial machinery is kinda like big funny metal critters" logic here as I assumed
#ask#bacony-cakes#still crazy that we have massive machines that can move like that at all tho#like if an entire building just had arms to kinda push itself up and scoot forward a few inches at a time
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Push-Up Machine Variations: Maximize Your Workout with Ab Bullet – abbullet
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I don’t know what exactly possessed me to make a Garlean Republic-era poster of Solus with a bit of storytelling irony (I.E Atticus and Regant’s soul crystal lol), but here we are anyways.
#ffxiv#concept#fan art#illustration#solus zos galvus#emet selch#funny machine maker man#that moment when your boss makes you a reaper#and then immediately starts campaigning against reapers#and then bm’s the reapers by naming his efficient bipedal tanks after them#dramatic sassy bastard emet lives in my head rent free v-v#and that also means my own funny guy is there with him v_v#nothing can pass through Atticus’ office without a coffee stain ending up on it too#it’s simply just his little curse#solus just mentally makes note that it’s basically atti’s official seal#…#I just remembered I still need to draw the chaos of solus pushing Atticus through essentially law school
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Hey y'all! Do you have any recommendations for things to do or not do when sewing clothing? Basically, where to start? I've made doll clothes and a few skirts for my nieces, but I don't wear skirts or dresses and I am doing fine on pajama pants, so I think the like easiest thing for me to start with will be shorts? Probably like quilting cotton, elastic waist super simple ones, I just don't know a good pattern to try and don't know enough about clothing patterns to know how to pick a good pattern
#the person behind the yarn#I mean a couple pairs of like cotton or linen-ish shorts (if I can find any linen) with like patch pockets would be great#but I think my ideal item of clothing would honestly be like just-below-knee length shorts#but the poofy kind? that has like an elastic gather at the bottom?#like somewhere between joggers and ren-faire-ish pants#full range of motion! large pockets! will stay in place when I Move Weirdly as I am apt to do!#those are on my list to make someday#it would also be cool to have a machine washable poofy pirate-y shirt#except I know I strongly dislike wearing long sleeves because I get them caught on things#or inevitably just push them up above my elbows#idk if there's a sleeve equivalent of those just-below-the-knee pants?#those are longer term goals I'm starting more reasonably: shorts
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hmm liu bang being a verified member of the baby-tosser's club is not as cut and dried as i thought, apparently it's only mentioned in xiang yu's biography but is omitted in his. that's a conflict of interest if i've ever seen it. that being said, u gotta admit nothing about han gaozu make this seem at all out of character for him.
#chu han#note to self: don't live ur life in a way that if ur sworn enemy starts a rumour of u pushing ur kids out of a moving vehicle future#societies will go “no that's plausible actually”#i've seen multiple versions of this discussing the moral implications of his actions.#from a confucian standpoint this could actually be framed as a moral and selfless act 1) children are expected to sacrifice themselves#for their fathers. of course leaving two kids to be killed by enemy soldiers would have been unpalatable in any time period.#sacrifice goes down easier when it's “hua mulan does drag” and less “holy shit someone call CPS.”#b) it's similar to an anecdote of a woman being praised for abandoning her own baby to save her brother's baby. because she was#putting aside her personal needs for the “public” good.#which was why luo guanzhong made up that story about liu bei tossing a'dou and how much he praised cao cao for refusing to mourn his dead#son. it's about the personal vs public. you also get similar vibes from bai juyi's poem where the murder of the emperor's#favorite concubine is framed as a noble and selfless act. for HIM. yang guifei is an accessory and her feelings on the matter don't matter#what i don't see discussed is that Confucianism is based on the concept of benevolence; worth and hierarchy#it's top-down. king > duke > husband > wife +children. and it's a theme i keep bringing up. if kings can lose their heavenly mandates#so can dads. the father should be a benevolent individual that is worthy of sacrifice. he should fulfill his role as a protector and mentor#the whole concept taken to it's logical extreme and corrupted by the rigid patriarchal society becomes incredibly self-cannibalizing#...but then again the purpose of the machine is what it does
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irvinis replied to your post “Favorite moment of Michael and David on Graham…”
@ingravinoveritas I love how David turns to Michael to once again explain to him in person that it was a minor scratch and he was fine. It's as if Michael is constantly worrying about his every injury or slightest inconvenience (he is.)
@irvinis Oh, I love this. I definitely do think Michael is so obvious in how much he worries about David, and Michael seemingly confirmed this when he talked about being the "attack dog" who goes and speaks on his and David's behalf:
And it becomes even sweeter when you think of David calling Michael his "emotional support pet" in 2021, which shows how how much they were leaning on each other even back then, and how that's likely much more the case now:
But there are so many other ways that Michael and David have shown how much they care for/worry about each other. I'm particularly thinking of when Michael had Covid in March 2021 and was in a bad way, all while in New York filming Prodigal Son. David and Georgia were checking in on him and AL on a daily basis. I can so easily imagine David and Michael video-calling and David trying to cheer Michael up any way he could.
That also makes me think of right now, with Michael being out from Nye for several performances this week due to being sick. Only this time, he's in London, which means David could be there checking in on him in person. Maybe making him a cup of tea, or holding Michael in his arms just to help him get to sleep/calm his mind down. (It could also explain why we haven't really heard/seen anything from David since the Oliviers, but that's entirely speculation, of course.)
I just love how there are so many of these little instances of Michael and David quietly caring and worrying about each other, both in and out of the public eye, and how even the public moments are not there for visibility or to sell something, but because Michael and David just genuinely love each other. How much I wish we could all find someone who cares about us like that...
#irvinis#reply post#michael sheen#welsh seduction machine#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#i also love that we know Michael worries about David and vice versa because It's just...there#and not because it's being pushed in our faces#nothing moments that add up to something#we should all be so lucky to find our Other Person#i love them and i love that they love each other#platonic or romantic#does it really matter which one#they are perfect together your honor#ineffable lovers#discourse#gifs by me
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I’ve been writing Ch 21 for a month, just dying to have someone point out the error that is actually Plot in Ch 20. It’s been consuming me.
I am wiggling like a Golden Retriever who is begging for someone to notice the Trick I just did. I want people to be in on the [Spoiler]! I am making the face of someone who just told a horrible convoluted pun but the worst part of that metaphor is at this point I haven’t even posted the punchline.
These are all things that are normal to want and possible to achieve.
#timeline of Theseus#the magnus archives#tma#I’M WRITING AS FAST AS I CAN#EITHER YOU ARE ALL TOO NICE OR ALL TOO MEAN OR IT’S TOO SUBTLE#I think it’s a combo of everyone being too nice and also nobody thinks I’ve got a Rube Goldberg machine of a plot up in here#ONCE I PULL THIS CHEKOVS TRIGGER ITS ALL OVER#it’s not that deep until I start pushing people into the pool#where is the Entity who eats the fear of writers thinking everyone is going to think they’re trying too hard to be clever#I’ve been planning this since 2019 oh god what if it reads like it comes out of nowhere#PLEASE THE SOMEWHERE IS IN THERE#mercy fear gods mercy I’m writing as fast as I can
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I looked up Z-A leaks again and one of the things that turned up was a video of Falcon in Smash so uhh, Falcon for Z-A (joke)?
Fuck it, here’s what I think Falcon’s team would be if he were in Z-A era Kalos
Feraligatr (starter)
Talonflame (it is literally a falcon)
Aromatisse because birb
Goodra
Jolteon (this is less “this is a Pokémon I think he would have in Kalos” and more “it’s guaranteed to be in the game and I’ve paired him up with it consistently as one of his Eeveelutions”)
Greninja (because I paired him up with it for Kalos because I thought it made sense. As an extra bonus, with Meowscarada completely unlikely to turn up at all it’ll be the fastest starter available in Z-A funnily enough when I paired Falcon, Samus and Fox up with random starters I was not considering Gren and Meow’s high speed. Otherwise Falcon would have had Meowscarada instead of Quaquaval but it’s fine, Aqua Step increases Quaquaval’s speed anyway)
#F-Zero x Pokémon#captain falcon#Feraligatr#Talonflame#Aromatisse#Goodra#Jolteon#Greninja#pokémon#f-zero#pokémon legends z-a#Falcon’s a champion F-Zero racer but can he reach Rank A in Lumiose City#(Rank A presumably being the Lumiose equivalent of Champion Rank in Paldea)?#I’ve paired him up with the most popular members of both the Kalos and Z-A trios#but I’m sure he’s not the kind of person who thinks Meganium Emboar Chesnaught and Delphox are so unlovable no one chooses them#and it would therefore be worthless and a mistake to give them any special treatment#unless it makes Meganium a strong fairy Emboar thin and/or pushed to the ground Delphox Braixen and/or pushed to the ground#and I’m not sure how the fandom generally tries to “correct” Chesnaught#(maybe making its shiny colours its regular colours and/or pushing it to the ground. More likely the latter to be fair)#heck I’ve even paired Falcon up with Emboar in Unova. Of course he loves Emboar#and I’m sure he’s a big fan of Chesnaught too. I like to headcanon he has a dinosaur special interest he probably loves Meganium#and I headcanon he has a crush on Robert (whose machine is literally the Golden Fox) of course he loves Delphox#(phrasing ffs. What will the antifurries think?)
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